Sunday 3 February 2008

Patio Heaters















First Officer
: It seems we have struck an iceberg, Sir.

Captain: Better arrange the pencils on the chart table into nice orderly rows, then.

First Officer: Hm.

A ban on patio heaters, the latest proposal being from a "Liberal"-"Democrat" MEP called Fiona, will certainly help to reverse Gloobal Warning, but only in Νεφελοκοκκυγία.

The real world? Hm.

2 comments:

YesBut said...

That's the trouble with politicians, no consideration of the impact of proposed legislation on B&Q's profits

Chertiozhnik said...

And there was I thinking of buying B&Q. When they can make straight planks, I might.