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Bet I can geuss who that is.
@xoggoth: bet you can't.
@both, bet it isn't Ms O'Hara a penny at 1000000000000000000000000000to 1 against.I will even do this geometrically not arithmetically, so if you win you will own most of the universe.Or lose a penny.
I am authorized to accept the high return investment on behalf of Goldman Sachs provided xoggoth agrees to a credit default swap that will only come due in the unlikely event of your default.
I didn't pull m'finger off of the button quick enough and when the man came out of the cupboard again he was all oh shit that's 375000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000more "pounds" than we expected.And I'm all like fuck you.And he sez d'you realise, do you even realise what you gone done only prolly the inflation rate minus housing is going to peak at around 4986231864000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000]]poicents tomow.And I'm all fuck you I'm not running th'fucken dodgem cars.
It seems to be all the rage to be anon these days, I fly in the face of fashion so sign my name accordingly.
P.S sticky buttons are bound to be a problem considering the abundance of wankers at the treasury
Kind of a toss-up between working for Ann Summers or th' Treasury.Personally I would go for Ann Summers even though (in my one experience of playing with their toys) their toys break or fall apart the moment they are put to use.Still a better record than the treasury.
Anyway his name might actually be "Mr Anonymous".If I told you my real name was Samuel Oliphant -or Admiral Sir Reginald Aylmer Plunkett Ernle-Ernle Drax for that matter - would you believe me?MY NAME IS Admiral Sir Reginald Aylmer Plunkett Ernle-ErnleBit of a cough old chap?No, you are confusing me with the Admiral Sir Reginald Aylmer Plunkett Ahem-Ahem Bit Of A Cough Old Chaps of Worcestershire.
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