Midshipman: Now! Blogista, we all depend upon you for our freedom and our lives!
Blogista: I can't really, because my putz is excessively weightier than federal.
Middy: Damn you.
From Elisabeth A. Crump. "My boyfriend's dick keeps slipping out".
Agony Chertiozhnik replies: Please stop writing to me. I am a professional "Agony Aunt". I deal only in genuine agony. That does not mean that I want to know about your personal problems.
Please stop sending me emails about replica watches and inexpensive pharmaceuticals. I will not respond.
From Elisabeth A. Crump. "Dear Aunty I know you have trouble to talk with all of the troubled people all of the time. But please do not be nasty on us also. We can give you only one Rolex and one penis extension now, due to technical problems. Remember that you did sent us simply a wank picture of naked pizza delivery situation, and a difficult puzzle. Please to answer our emails and send us your 'bank account details', by which we know you communicate."