Blogista: And as concerns the Elf...
Readers: You're not confusing it with an Elfunt?
Blogista: No, I certainly refer here to the Elf. I admit, I was not aware that they make honking noises.
TS Elfunt: In a minute there is time for decisions and revisions that a minute will reverse.
Blogista: Thanks for your input, TS. Perhaps, then, this is indeed an elephant.
Readers: What do you know about elves, then?
Blogista (defensively): They like to be fed buns, which may be carried in a paper bag.
Blogista (decisively): The common cormorant or shag lays eggs inside a paper bag.
Readers: We want our sixpences back.