Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Kiss de Girl

Tonto: Kiss de Girl, Kemo Sabe. Smoov moov.

Lone Ranger: I'm not finding it here in Nancy Mitford's "U and Non-U".

Tonto: Try another reference volume, from your voluminous saddlebags.

Lone Ranger: Nothing about it in Debrett's New Guide to Etiquette and Modern Manners.

Tonto:

Lone Ranger: Grove's Dictionary of Music and Musicians... nope, nothing here neither. And I'd say that was pretty dang authoratitive.

Tonto: Try her with your Barry White Complete Recordings on Vinyl hanging over your horse's ass, there? Walrus of Luuuurrrrrrrv.

Lone Ranger: Opp.

Tonto: Wha?

Lone Ranger: Drats. Looks like my Dansette Phonograph fell from my horse's other buttock a way back on the trail there.

Tonto: Is "Lone" really y'first name, or do folks just call you that?

10 comments:

ÐRISTLÆCNES said...

Haha, that's funny stuff.

Canadian Regards,
ÐRISTLÆCNES
http://dristlaecnes.blogspot.com/

OHara said...

I think you need to look in Walt Disney's 'The Little Mermaid'

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss de girl

Chertiozhnik said...

Hi, Dristlaecnes, you don't (yet?) have comments enabled, so I'll say here, great blog you've got, hope you'll keep it up!

Chertiozhnik said...

The clip on Buckets of Glitter has a lot of stills, I will go YouTubing for the actual movie. Or as the advice seems bad to me, maybe not.

Wickedred said...

I feel it of import to note that I actually have a female friend named "Lone"

Chertiozhnik said...

Is she up for a blast of "I feel love coming on"? Or "Can't get enough of your love babe"?

Just enquiring.

Mad Dog said...

That reminds me, I've been meaning to write a post on the Lone Ranger for a long time. Something to do when I get back from me hols.

Chertiozhnik said...

The Lone Ranger, eh? Many happy childhood memories. Looking forward to it.

ÐRISTLÆCNES said...

Hey Chertiozhnik,

Comments are now enabled :)

I forgot to add the code to the source!

Thanks for leaving the message in my shout-box.

I like your blog, keep up the good work.

Thanks for reminding me about adding the comments code, Chertiozhnik!

Canadian Regards,
ÐRISTLÆCNES
http://dristlaecnes.blogspot.com

Chertiozhnik said...

My pleasure.