Friday, 14 September 2007

Celebrity Norks - a Health & Safety Toolkit

Let's bring ourselves gently back to earth.

And - breathe in.

And - out.

Better?

Blogista: Why yes, I am beginning to feel...

More... sane, perhaps? Grounded?

Blogista: I wouldn't go that far. Relaxed.

Sehr gut. Our radio broadcast -

Blogista: Radio???

6 comments:

Mad Dog said...

This should be illegal...!

OHara said...

That is quite grotesque. though if you could find a way for her to lactate constantly - could build a chamber and give her the job of wet nurse to a nations children.

Chertiozhnik said...

It is (or they are) certainly startling, grotesque indeed.

I wonder about the lactating plan, I don't know who she is or how much silicon went into her semi-dirigibles.

But I think she's Hungarian - along with the (Polish) Chesty Morgan, sets me thinking I should get my research department to look into East European Mammaries and a possible genetic strain.

Wickedred said...

MY EYES!!!
I can never unsee that.


That cannot be healthy.

Chertiozhnik said...

Oh Lordy, I did not intend to pollute.

I am myself a disciplined and disinterested observer. Icy and remote.

So I'm okay.

OHara said...

You can still lactate with silicon.
Though I expecet there will be some kind of health warning referencing that one day soon.