Japinoiserie

I would tell you who I am
But I have alread
Y run out of syllables

Readers: Haikuld you.

Blogizen Journalist: I said, I am a blogger. I did not necessarily wish to have anal intercourse with you.

Readers: Ohhhh. We should get our ears syringed out. You mean you are natural and live.

Misunderblog: I didn't say I was a yoghurt.

Readers: You are a felt tent, smeared with yak fat?

Under Milk Blog: I am not a yurt.

Readers: No. We already knew you were an Old Person. But we appreciate that everything you write is deeply felt.