Saturday, 14 July 2007
Scientists have found.
Honestly, readers, you're better off dead.
Readers: Really sure?
Blogista: Hunnert poicent. Scients hav foun.
Readers: Boo hoo we don't want to die.
A SCIENTIFIC TEST, brought to you by BBC:
A businessman is riding (steady, Mr. X, innuendo has no place in this SCIENTIFIC test) the subway (fnurk).
After a hard (this is your last warning) day on the job (you want to push it all the way up to DEFCOM 9? Okay, push it, pal)
Where were we? Oh yes
Anyhowses, a young man axes th'businessman, call me a doctor, call me a doctor
And th'businessman axes why do I call you a doctor, an as because you are sick (you have to overlook the fact that they are in a subway, so he cannot call a doctor anyway)?
And the young man replies, no, I just graduated from medical school
If you are not laughing hard by now you are either a) old or b) dead.
Please do not reply to this Scientific Knowledge because you are either a) old or b) dead or c) not a Scientist. Okay?
Well Known Fact:
Words with a "K" in them are funny. Without a "K" they are not funny.
"Knackwurst" is funny.
"Sausage" is not funny.
"The authors say the finding should be taken seriously as laughing has been linked to health benefits such as boosting circulation."