It really was better in the 1970s.
You will watch me drool slowly and toothless onto the toasts afloat my bumper of burnt sack and say, why old man, every passing generation says the same, it was better in your own young days. The days passed, and it is the same..? Well, young fellow:
#1 You wait and wait to rubberneck Jordan's norks. You would not know what a nork was if it poked you in th'eye.
#2 The device called Television is purely and only destructive. See "thermobaric" f'ranother f'rinstance. Terrifying, except a bomb is just a bomb.
#3 Here is Ms. Morgan in a clip from a Fellini film, "Casanova"
(1976), which you have not seen.