Poke on the pig, make it big.
You know how the internet works.
Your job this week, e-Nibelungen, is to suggest reasons why words like "nestled" and "embosomed" DO NOT apply to this phootoo.
Thank you to Mad Dog for the idea.
Idea? -he asks - and so no doubt do you.
Okay, I admit it isn't a competition at all, just a passing brainstorm. Madness, madness.