Not Another Competition? No.

“Even a five-word poem has a beginning, middle, and end. A one-word poem doesn’t. You can see it all at once. It’s instant.”

Aram Savoya nighght 1965

But, I asked my Research Department, is there any joke, jest, jape, merry quip, gag &c which is funny of and for itself? Instant?

So far, a team of twenty well-scrubbed blonde Swedish potential Nobel Prize-winners have come up with...

1) The Pantomime Horse

That was it.