What would you like to say to the girlfriend or boyfriend who first dumped you?
Asks David McMahon at Authorblog.
I might manage an "oh, well, whatever". Thirty two years ago, first kisses, first love, and the first time it dawned on me that it was all going to be inexplicably difficult.
Which it always has been.
Cartoons by the late and very great B. Kliban, more examples here and here.